no lick doorknibs in the contries of the other varieties.
i do really love it when i’m trying to do something discreet in an area full of enemies and a dragon shows up, aggros everything, and brings a literal army of angry dudes to me, like fucking thanks bro
Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.
I ate a chocolate crepe bread thing earlier and now im kinda on the verge of being slightly nauseous and I regret it but I also don’t cause that thing sure was tasty but I can’t sleep now
*watches same vine 50 times in 5 minutes*