Fuck I just heard this awful sound of a cat screeching from outside, and then it got quieter and stopped
i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
remember how a while ago i commented on the vampire sneak speed passive and how ridiculously fast it is well
i just made a full nights silence set for myself and one of its bonuses is extra sneaking speed and let me tell you this level of fast is completely fucking insane
like how the hell is this still in the game. i dont think i need a horse anymore
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language